foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via myodetosunshine)

Here is why I wish Loras and Sansa were best friends:

festeringfae:

  • Both unable to leave King’s Landing, a place they both at one time had pleasant memories associated with
  • Both forced to be in King’s Landing because of their House
  • Both are traumatized by King’s Landing because they aren’t allowed to openly grieve (and they could grieve…

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

(Source: revtomdildomolar, via jtodorovic)